It's a weekend camping/rockclimbing trip to New Jack City, CA. It'll be my first camping trip ever. There will be sleeping bags. There will be camping pads. There will be tents. There will be fire wood. There will be a camp fire. There will be peeing in bushes.
A Naysayer once told me, "You should go camping with your friends before you go camping with me, I don't want you freaking out on me or anything."
Guess what, buddy? My friends are taking me camping. Unlike you, they are excited to share another one of my firsts with me. So to you, Naysayer, I declare:
