The Absurd and Amazing Adventures of Cafe Girl: Happy Thoughts

January 28, 2010

Happy Thoughts

Turning off the filter between my brain and my mouth.
Ending sentences in an email with "moron."
Microwaving Peeps.
Hearing someone lose it on a conference call.
Making decisions by rock, paper, scissors.
Making decisions by cage fighting.
T-shirts indicating who is single, married, taken or just simply trouble.
Having subtitles, so the real meaning of everything that's said is evident.
Having stage directions, so the real meaning of everything that's done is evident.
You getting exactly what you asked for.
Being a benevolent dictator.
Saying no and not having to explain why.
Saran wrapping your car.

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